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  1. How to write

    amber-and-ice:

    stfunithingaswithahalloweenurl:

    1. Stare at blank page
    2. curl up in a ball on floor
    3. cry

    Yep.

    (Source: filthypolak)

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  2. I just can’t even begin to comprehend how someone can hate Martha Jones.

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  3. TW: injury talk.

    sgsherlocksflataffect:

    airpunchingacademic:

    sherlocksflataffect:

    Soo my whole middle fingernail is purple & I can feel my heartbeat in it.

    Ye olde internets told me that if I go to the doctor, they’ll melt a hole in my fingernail, which apparently I can do at home, to relieve the pressure.

    I’m strongly considering just doing it at home.

    I can help you do it!

    I had to do the same thing when I smashed my finger in a drawer at work about a year and a half ago.

    The method we used was finding the tiniest drillbit we could, and using that to put a hole through (drilling verrryyy slowly). It felt much better afterward though, and the process wasn’t painful at all.

    Shoot. I wish I had seen this before I melted a hole. Ish. It’s not a very good hole, nothing drained, pressure relieved though.

    Still sounds more effective than what my parents tried when I was 8-9:ish, which was basically to try to prick it with a needle, which only made it hurt more.

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  4. doctorwho: We just wanted to remind you that the Doctor Who Series 7 premiere date has not been announced yet and that any date you see floating around the internet is probably dangerous because dates don’t float. It’s totally unnatural for them to do that. So avoid them. Or cover your mouths when they float by. And most importantly, do not land the TARDIS on them, they are not stable enough to support the timey-wimey weight.

    doctorwho:

    We just wanted to remind you that the Doctor Who Series 7 premiere date has not been announced yet and that any date you see floating around the internet is probably dangerous because dates don’t float. It’s totally unnatural for them to do that. So avoid them. Or cover your mouths when they float by.

    And most importantly, do not land the TARDIS on them, they are not stable enough to support the timey-wimey weight.

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  5. cifer: doctorwho: We can confirm This is indeed heaven butdoctorwho: tardis-blue-: The Motherload AAAAAAH THIS IS HEAVEN If only the local B&N could be so cool. Or if my budget could afford the B&N being that cool. Bring me the doctor,all the doctors,and his companions and TARDIS too,and a one-way ticket to Gallifrey.

    cifer:

    doctorwho:

    We can confirm

    This is indeed heaven

    butdoctorwho:

    tardis-blue-:

    The Motherload

    AAAAAAH THIS IS HEAVEN

    If only the local B&N could be so cool. Or if my budget could afford the B&N being that cool.

    Bring me the doctor,
    all the doctors,
    and his companions and TARDIS too,
    and a one-way ticket to Gallifrey.

  6. I think I have figured out why one lose so much time when visiting tvtropes: it is really the time vortex!

  7. miijahasacrushontimminchin:

    I need another kitten!

    (Source: emonydax)

  8. genderbitch: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ If eyes start opening in that thing I’m gonna run screaming. This is the fruit of Cthulhu.

    genderbitch:

    buttpilgrim:

    scientificperfection:

    kittiesinthemorning:

    I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

    WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

    when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

    If eyes start opening in that thing I’m gonna run screaming.

    This is the fruit of Cthulhu.

    (Source: sometimesoverwhelming)

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  9. eateroftrees:

    Okay so like…

    Okay first like, pretend I’m not wearing a shirt so this can be actual porn.

    …wait fuck that why pretend.

    (Okay that still doesn’t count as porn by most standards so like, pretend there’s an erect penis in the picture somewhere.  That usually makes something unambiguously porn. :P)

    Like… okay I guess this could be attractive in a “broody disinterested person who piles scorn on you lesser mortals” way.

    But like.

    It still does not make any sense to me.

    Probably because I’m not attracted to such people unless they’re also snarky. :P

    Also I probably would prefer tonothave scorn in my sex.

    Though.

    I could see the appeal so I guess that makes sense.

    Perhaps one should call it sigil-porn, because the sigils show.

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  10. eateroftrees:

    Okay but seriously, who decided that RPGs should level their content to you.

    Because like that misses the entire point of levelling.

    Having your characters level only makes sense if they get BETTER then the general surrounding mooks.

    REALLY GUYS.

    It would be a lot simpler to just remove the levelling-system…

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