- Stare at blank page
- curl up in a ball on floor
Soo my whole middle fingernail is purple & I can feel my heartbeat in it.
Ye olde internets told me that if I go to the doctor, they’ll melt a hole in my fingernail, which apparently I can do at home, to relieve the pressure.
I’m strongly considering just doing it at home.
I can help you do it!
I had to do the same thing when I smashed my finger in a drawer at work about a year and a half ago.
The method we used was finding the tiniest drillbit we could, and using that to put a hole through (drilling verrryyy slowly). It felt much better afterward though, and the process wasn’t painful at all.
Shoot. I wish I had seen this before I melted a hole. Ish. It’s not a very good hole, nothing drained, pressure relieved though.
Still sounds more effective than what my parents tried when I was 8-9:ish, which was basically to try to prick it with a needle, which only made it hurt more.
I think I have figured out why one lose so much time when visiting tvtropes: it is really the time vortex!
Okay so like…
Okay first like, pretend I’m not wearing a shirt so this can be actual porn.
…wait fuck that why pretend.
(Okay that still doesn’t count as porn by most standards so like, pretend there’s an erect penis in the picture somewhere. That usually makes something unambiguously porn. :P)
Like… okay I guess this could be attractive in a “broody disinterested person who piles scorn on you lesser mortals” way.
It still does not make any sense to me.
Probably because I’m not attracted to such people unless they’re also snarky. :P
Also I probably would prefer tonothave scorn in my sex.
I could see the appeal so I guess that makes sense.
Perhaps one should call it sigil-porn, because the sigils show.
Okay but seriously, who decided that RPGs should level their content to you.
Because like that misses the entire point of levelling.
Having your characters level only makes sense if they get BETTER then the general surrounding mooks.
It would be a lot simpler to just remove the levelling-system…